September 2010
7 posts
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Fun with google.
Go to translate.google.com
Set Malay to French
Type in Lady Gaga
Click translate.
Bad parenting?
I really want to name my child Snuffleophagus Q. Platypus.
December 2009
1 post
So I was convinced into watching New Moon for some reason today.. who would be attracted to pale, lipstick wearing people.. does that make her a necrophiliac?
November 2009
1 post
Still waiting.
Im anxiously still awaiting the follow-up to Eddie Murphy’s hit song Party All The Time.
October 2009
15 posts
I feel bad for kids who have to trick or treat during the daytime because of their parents, yet I feel compelled to mock them.
My crush since 2nd grade.
The Secret World of Alex Mack, if you didnt fall in love with her, somethings wrong with you. ilu Alex Mack.
Fidelity-Regina Spektor
This song makes me happy.
Bowling is one of the few games you can really suck at, and look stupid, but still have fun.
The nation breathed a sigh of relief today as...
kevinslane:
In a surprising twist, the weather balloon contained the remains of Anne Frank.
Why do they call them “Cat burglars”. Did people use to steal cats a lot?
Little Girl- Robert Francis
If I bite a zombie, do I become infected? Who says its only if they bite me.
I hate clown, but I tolerate mimes.
Simple things that make me smile.
I was thinking of a song, I got into my car and turned it on. That song was just starting to play on the radio and cheered up my day.
I hate shaving. I also hate facial hair. I can’t win.
“Sometimes you make me happy, sometimes you make me sad. Sometimes you make me...”
– Velvet Revolver
Jim and Pam's Wedding
Finished tonight’s The Office, lots of laughs, lots of heartfelt moments, a little bit of awkwardness. I liked Jim’s speech about waiting.. maybe i’ll steal it for my wedding day toast.